Brad Kearns from DaDMuM first went viral when he shared what it is like to be the mum. “You know when your wife always says “I wish I could be the dad” and you’re like … It’s the same thing…” he still keeps us giggling at his raw and honest posts.

Brad was thrown into the world of DaDMuM life when his wife was laid up in hospital and he was left in charge of the kids.  He soon realised he would much rather be the dad.

Brad has shared a few posts since, his lasted being a heartfelt message about his wife giving birth which he shared on his Facebook page. His raw, no-nonsense words that have parents everywhere singing his praises.

Brad wrote, “I’ve always thought of myself as pretty cool under pressure. But the first time I got that call that my wife’s waters had broken, something changed. The excitement of almost being a dad went straight out the window because holy fuck, a tiny human was about to come out of my wife.

Now as a man I obviously couldn’t feel the pain. But let me tell you, when those contractions were hitting, I had a pretty good idea what was going on. I remember looking at the speedo realising I was doing 160kph down the motorway. It was fucked. This was happening. Holy shit… The louder she got, the higher my heart-rate spiked and the faster we went.

Parked as quick as I could, rang the shit out of the buzzer, threw her in a wheelchair and sprinted to the maternity ward like it was the fucking olympics. This woman strolls over and opens the door for us. I’ve just put in a performance that would rival Usain Bolt over the 200m whilst pushing a wheelchair, and this old lady casually opens the door like it’s a book club meeting and I’m 20 minutes early. Like she was already angry at me because she had to put down her tea. Fuck out of my way woman, my wife is having a baby!

Have you ever felt like the dumbest person in the room? I did because they all seemed pretty relaxed. The nursing staff. Nobody seemed to give much of a shit about the whole ‘babies head is bigger than a vagina’ thing. It must be their training. We obviously weren’t as close to D-Day as I thought. So we set up in one of the birthing suites. I knew we weren’t as close as others because I could hear the bellows of a woman in pain coming from down the hall. Fuck were we in for a good night or what!

A few weeks earlier I had gone to those pre birthing classes so I felt like I knew what was going on. Nope… No fucking idea. People come in, people leave, they say stuff like dilation and every now and then someone throws on a latex glove and goes under the hospital gown. You really don’t know what love is until you’ve hosed your naked partner down with warm water in front of complete strangers. This shit was like something off the discovery channel. All bets were off. Dignity was out the window by this point. I made sure I stood well back because I didn’t want to get too cold later if I wet my clothes. Just kidding. I had spare clothes.

When your wife breaks your arm and demands an epidural with a demon-possessed voice, and it’s too late to administer… You’re fucked. I’m just going to put it out there and say that those classes didn’t teach me shit all. Why did we watch that stupid 1980’s video where a woman pops this kid out like a morning poo. We should have been watching the fucking Exorcism of Emily Rose. I would have at least known what to expect. I would have taken a vial of holy water just in case.

Knox was eventually born and it was beautiful. If you know any men out there who are pretending not to be nervous. Tell them they should be very fucking nervous. Or send them my way. I’m a pro now.

Childbirth is actually amazing. I don’t get how they even go through that?  (This is heavily dramatised, I swear I’m not a sociopath)”

Brad’s post has already received 3.3K likes and 570+ shares since it was posted

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  • love the honest raw truth and the funny way he tell’s it – he is spot on with this stuff every time he writes and it’s not only dad’s that can relate but us mum’s too! – I am sure we have all asked for an epidural after it was too late and of course our husbands are not prepared for that because it is completely out of their control which must be hard for them to adjust to! – Thanks for always finding the humour in everyday life situations and making us all smile and laugh about our exact same moments


  • This guy clearly cares about his family and is putting a humorous spin on the reality of life. Doesn’t scream narcissist to me.


  • Very real and honest,gotta love that!


  • This Dad isn’t afraid to tell it as it was for them. I have heard it said before that some of the information given in the classes needs to be explained in better detail. That’s has come from MumS and DadS


  • Loved it! Absolutely hilarious! It’s good to see that some men understand and actually stay awake for the duration!


  • Very funny ????


  • this guy is a narcissist and the language is completely unnecessary.

    • I agree with you. His language is over the top. It seems anyone who is vulgar these days is a viral sensation.


  • This is hilarious, I was laughing out loud! Then I heard my daughter say what are you laughing at? So true and so funny, love this article….


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