FUNNY STORY: Why this Dad blames the kids when caught speeding

Dad blamed his lead foot on the kids.

The WA man has lost his licence after allegedly driving at nearly 100 kilometres an hour through a work zone, because he was suffering a bout of gastro he had caught off the kids.

The man’s unusual excuse was recorded by Dalwallinu police on Monday morning.

His excuse?

“I needed to s–t, kids have given me gastro.”

Two in 25 min. Loss of licence.#doubledemerits. pic.twitter.com/bpFjj0LBqG

— Dalwallinu Police (@DalwallinuPol) September 25, 2017

Poor dad! It is never a nice feeling, but understandably not a good excuse to speed.

Have any of our MoM’s experienced any embarrassing sickness stories thanks to the kids?

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16 Comments

- - ella12 said
  - 13 Nov 2017
    2:17 pm
Some people really do come up with some good ones.

- - mom163231 said
  - 08 Nov 2017
    5:03 pm
Really…. poor kids… dont know what else they are blamed for…. :O

- - rachel1970 said
  - 07 Nov 2017
    8:42 am
I think that is so funny, weather it’s true or not.

- - rovermum said
  - 06 Nov 2017
    6:24 pm
Yeah… not sure if this is just made up or one of those … the kids did it stories to get someone out of trouble.

- - mom101628 said
  - 11 Oct 2017
    10:59 pm
Any excuse for a port in the storm? Bet the cops hadn’t heard that one before.

- - ashna9 said
  - 08 Oct 2017
    5:33 pm
I wonder whether his story was true or just an excuse he’s used before?

- - mom94125 said
  - 28 Sep 2017
    9:43 pm
yeah yeah….pull the other one…… i bet the cop would have thought that. i bet that they hear all the excuses and could write books on the topic

- - cherz said
  - 27 Sep 2017
    11:39 am
I am wondering where he was speeding too, the loo maybe??
He was in a Kenworth Truck so he must have been …dare I say on the job.
Seriously though, this is NO excuse to speed, he could have caused an accident.

- - Ellen said
  - 27 Sep 2017
    3:32 am
Lol, I can imagine he was speeding a little to catch the toilet

- - mom112217 said
  - 26 Sep 2017
    6:33 pm
Sorry there is no excuse at all!

- - BellaB said
  - 26 Sep 2017
    5:05 pm
It does have the ring of truth, though!
- mom93821 replied
  
  27 Sep 2017 , 6:46 am
  LOL! Love your funny comment – very quick!
- - mom90758 said
  - 26 Sep 2017
    2:33 pm
Ha! Ha! Yes, I read it on the newspaper this morning. Surely original!!

- - nadine_hill said
  - 26 Sep 2017
    1:54 pm
He should’ve stayed home!

- - mom206279 said
  - 26 Sep 2017
    1:15 pm
Wouldn’t a work zone have some kind of portaloo arrangement for the workers? Should have stopped and ducked in there.

- - mom93821 said
  - 26 Sep 2017
    12:19 pm
I really have no words and I bet the police were speechless too!